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  1. wedding k dosri din saheli ney dulhan sey pocha

    Saheli: Kal Raat Ko Terey 7 Kya Huwa?

    Dulhan: Kuch Nahi Huwa

    Saheli: Arey Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai

    Dulhan: Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi,

    Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi

    Saheli: Phir Kya Huwa?

    Dulhan: Phir Killi Tut Gai… R…

    Saheli: Or Kiya?

    Dulhan: Or Woh Salla Subha Tak Killi Thokta Raha. ?? ?? ??

  2. Two Lovers were fighting..
    .
    .
    GF: Kaminey!! mein tmharey kaprey phaar dOOngi. …
    .
    .
    .
    .
    BF: Dekh ab tou serious larai main romantic bat mat kar..!! ?? ?? lol
  3. Dukndaar: Iss Borri Pay Maat Bathnaa
    Anday Toot Jayeen Gay
    Gahaak: Iss Mein ANdy Hain?
    Dukndar: Nahee Keel Hain.
  4. 1st Srdar:Yar Yeah Joray Kahan Bantaay Hein?
    2nd Srdar:Aasman Par
    1st Sardar: Abaay Shit
    Yar 2nd Sardar: Kia Hua?
    1st Sardar: Mein Toh Darzi Ko Day Aaya.
  5. 3 Wajha Sy Insan Janat May Dakhil Nah Huga
    1: Shirk Karnay Wala
    2: Salam May Pehaal Naa Karnay Wala
    3: Cycle Py Mohar Laganay Wala
    Apni Akhraat Sanwaro AOr Serf
    Per Mohaar Lagaow.
  6. A Sweet Poem 4u
    Eat With Butter
    Cut With Cutter
    When U
    4rget Me
    U
    Will
    Definitely
    Fall In Gutter
    Dharaaaam.
  7. Aakhir-Kaar Mohtarmaa Nay Marnay Kay Baad
    Doctor Ki Degree Mbbs Haasil Kaar Hi Li
    Mbbs
    M- Mohtarma B- Benazir Be- Bhutto S- Shaheed
  8. Dunya Mei 3 Gham Buhat Hi Burey Hotay
    Hein 1 Kisi Apni Say Duri Kah Gham 2 Kuch
    Khonay Kah Ghaam Aor Aor 3 Balghaam.
  9. Aik Pathan Road Sey Guzar Raha Tha
    Tu Usney Jhuk Kar Road Sey Kuch
    Uthaya Aur Zor Sey Chillaya
    Zalil Loag Tatti Bhi Aisi Kartay Hainn
    Jesey Koi Samoxa Paraa Hou.
  10. Agar Free Ho To Nichay Prexx Kero
    *
    !
    *
    !
    *
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    *
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    *

    Agar Abhe Bhe Free Ho To Upar Press Karo.

  11. 1 Mulla Ki Shaadi Nhi Ho Rahi Thi
    Wo Mannat Mangne Gya
    Waha Uski Maa Gum Gayi Mulla Bola:
    Yaa Khudaa Teri Khudaai Apni Taay
    Labbi Naai Abbay De Ve Gawai.
  12. *2015**

    ‘LIGHT!
    Roz 2 Ghantay Kay Liye Jaye Gi

    !!**2016**!!

    LIGHT
    Rooz 2 Ghantay K Liye AYE Gi!

    *FARAQ TO PARTA HAI*

    Her Qadam Khushhali Ki Janib

  13. Girl To Another Girl
    U R So Beautiful
    other Girl: – Thank U
    U R Beautiful To
    Now
    Boy To Another Boy
    U R Looking HaNdsome
    other Boy:- Dyo Fhir Pen
    Da Rixhta.
  14. Sardar: – Bachpan Vixch Maah
    Di Gal Suni Hundi Teh Ajj
    A Din Nah Vekhnaa Painda
    Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The
    Tere Maa
    Sardar: – Anni Dya Jadon
    Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
    Ke.
  15. Question:-
    Bevy Key Jism Mey Woh Konsi
    Cheez Hay Jise Woh Dabane
    Nahi Deti Aur Adme Subah
    o Sham Dabanaa Chahta Hay
    Bolo Socho
    Ansr:-Uska Gala.
  16. Son:- Abbu Je Mein Nay Suna
    Hy K Maa Baap Ko Dekhne Sey
    Sawaab Milta Ha hai
    Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh Chup
    Chup K Dekhtaa Hy Kameene
    Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah
    Milta Hay.
  17. Nursery Class Ka Bacha Aor Bachi Teacher Say
    Miss Kya Chotey Bachon Kay Bachey Ho Sakty Hyn
    Teacher: – No
    Bacha Bachi Sey:- Dekha Tm Aisy He Darr Rhi Thi.
  18. Beautiful Quote On Anger: If U R Right Then
    Thr Ix No Need To Get Angry
    &
    If U R Wrong Then U Dont Have Any Rig8 To Be Angry”.
  19. If ‘Muuaah’ Ix A Kixxx

    Then
    ‘Kalmuuaah’ Ix Promixxe To Kiss 2omorrow.

  20. Man Ix A Simple Animal
    His Daily Needx R Juzt
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    Rossy & Roti.

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