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  1. Bank or Bara mian kya Similarity hy
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    Dono ma jitna Maal zyada, utna Interest zyada
  2. Ek din ek chor larki say uski chain chori ker kay bhaga

    or jatay jatay us kay balls bhi daba gaya.

    Us din say yeh muhawara ban gaya

    Ek tau chori upar say seena zoori

  3. Wife: Plz zara yeh bara ka hook laga dijiaye.

    Husband: I will charge four kisses.

    Wife: Rahnay do, padosi Say free mein lagva leti hoon,

    wo haath daal ker Set b ker dengay.

  4. Yaaro Masoomiat per uski ma

    mar kiyon naa jaon

    Seene say lipat kay puchti hy

    Yeh neechay kiya chubh raha hy ?

  5. A million dollar advce 2 Boys:S

    Before makng any promise 2 a girl,

    Mastrbate twice it may chnge ur opinion

  6. Always start ur day with a lot of the … S E X
    S – SMILE
    E – ENERGY
    X – XCITEMENT
    so make S E X a daily habit, & you alwayz BE SUCC SEX FUL! in the LIFE.
  7. What is an average six inch long
    Inside a guy’s pants & girls love 2 blow it up?
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    A:1000- rupee currency note.!
    Alwayz think positive
  8. Come here,
    take off ur pents & knickers,
    get on top of me,
    enjoy until you get satisfied,
    loving urs…..
    toilet!
  9. Last nite i went to bed without you…cold,naked…

    Lastnite i went to bed without you..
    cold,naked,thinking of you,
    missing your warmth,
    your soft touch against my skin.
    Where were you “lastnite”

  10. Sardar on the phone:

    Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having so pain right now.

    Doctor: Is this her 1st child?

    Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

  11. Son saw parents having Sex.

    Son ; hey Dad whats up?

    Dad ; Teri Maa mein Petrol bhar raha hun.

    Son ; Mom ki average check karein, Din mein

    Uncle bhi Tank full kr k gaye hain…:-p

  12. A Sardar was working…
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    for the 1st time in a garment shop…
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    A customer girl asked:
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    Underwear dikhana plz…
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    Sardar thora sharmakar: ..
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    G aaj pehna nahiN hai ..
    ?? ?? lolx hahahahhahahaha

  13. Can we do romance …

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    in the midnight today???

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    PLeasee..

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    I’m in a good mood 🙂 🙂 🙂
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    Just a little bit …

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    of kissing and biting… 🙂

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    Reply me soon..

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    yours Loving Mosquito! ?? ?? lolx
    Apki soch ko 21 topo ki salamiii..

  14. DOCTOR kehty hain…
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    BAchEy 2 he Achey…
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    Doctor To a Lady:

    WAisEy ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin??
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    LADY: PehLeY tuo 2 he thAy…
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    LeKiN JAbSey IshtehAr dekhA hy tou..
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    Achey ki TALAsh mEi 11 hogAyE hey… 🙁 ??

  15. TEACHeR 2 a girl:Who created the earth???
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    (Boy pokes the girl’s back with a pen)
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    GIRL: Oh God!
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    TEACHeR:G00d. Correct ans!!
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    TEACHR:Who was BORN on 25 dec???
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    ……(Boy pokes her again)
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    Girl: Oh Jesus!!
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    TEACHeR:Very G00d. Correct ans!
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    TEACHeR:What did eve tell adam
    when dey had their 17th baby???
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    (Boy pokes her back again)
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    Girl: If u d0n’t stop inserting ..
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    that thing in2 me nw..

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    I’ll break dat into 2 pieces….

    Teacher faintd!! 🙂

  16. A Girl enters the class ..

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    with her new sandal.. 🙂



    Boys: Chappal achhe hai.. 🙂 Wah wah




    Girl: NikalOOn kya???






    Then all the Boys (ek sath):





    Lo kar lo baat…
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    Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!! ?? ?? lolx

  17. Mental Hospital Mey..

    Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Sey:-

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    Mera Dupatta Utaro…

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    Pagal: Ok !

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    Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro…

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    Pagal: Ok !

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    Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro???

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    Pagal- Ok !!!

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    Nurse: Ab Meri Bra r Panty Bhi…

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    AOr Dhyaan Rahe…

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    Aainda Kabhi MereY Kapry NahiN Pehanna..!!

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    Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami ?? ??

  18. A couple went 2 an Art Gallery.
    There was a picture of a girl covered only by
    leaves..
    Typical Husband was staring at the picture.
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    Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak rukogey? ?? ?? hahahahahahahaha
  19. Lady milk bechny Walay Se Bhai

    Aaj Kal Doodh Boht Patla Aa raha Hay?

    milk bechny wala: BiBi g Mujhay Q Bata Rahi Hai,

    Kisi DoctOr ko Dikhao.. ?? ??

  20. sadia ko dieting ka shoOOq huwa, ami ley ayin SUFI.

    SUFI sahib pey aitmad jo tha..

    Subah huwi to na SUFI tha na Sadia.

    Buhot talash kiya kuch pata na chaala.

    Phir eik KISAAN ney bataya wo KASHMIR mey hain.

    Or Man Pasand life guzar rahey hain.

    5 saal bad Hina wapis aai to 7 me khan

    Shaan or tipu sultan bhi they.

    Lo kar lOOo SUFI g per aitmaad…!! ??

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