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  1. Larkiyaqn Aapas Men Galy Milty Waqt Kya
    Sochti Hen.?
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    *Ix K To Mujh Se B Zyada ?Barry? Ho Gye Hein
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    !Pata Nai Kansaa Shampoo Use Karti Hay ?Baalon? Pay
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    O Hath Jorrtaa Huon Tery Aagy
    Sudhar Ja Kbi Toh Acha Soch Leya Kr
  2. 2oday Sunny Leone Went To Usa

    Milk Price Increaxed By Rs. 3

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    Hasna Mat Kamino Dono Alag Alag News Hai.

  3. Ball Tampering The Moxt Favorite Part Time
    Activity Of Men Xpecially In Summerx
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    Pogo Plzzzzxxx.
  4. Kafi Time Lagta Hai Ek ShRef BNde Ko Girlfrnd Patane Me
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    Pher Agaar Paat Jaye Toh
    Kixi Ka Baap Bhi Use 2obara ShaReef Nahi Bana Xaakta.
  5. What Did Summer Say To xpring?

    Help! I’m Going To Fall

    I Need A Girlfrnd So Bad.

  6. Single Larka Hamexha Khuxh Rehta
    Hai

    Ek Nazar Boyfriend Ki Life :

    ‘Gf’ Ka Har Status Like Krna Or Comment
    Krna Compulxory
    Na Kro Toh Sunoh

    Doxto Ke Sath Ghumo To Suno
    Female Friend Se Baat Karna To Suno

    Unki Tareef Nah Kero To Suno

    Khud Galti KRnge Or Sorry V Humsay
    He Bulwati Hai
    Puchne Par Rote Hue Kehti Hai
    Mujhe Nai Pata Bas Sorry Bulaa

    Sabse Bada Ek Call Pic Na Kar Paao Toh Unkaa Jaawab

    Tumhe To Mujhsaay Peyaar He Nahi Abb Toh
    Main Bore Lagti Hou Naah
    I Hate U
    Mujxay Baat
    Maaat
    Karnah
    Huh.

  7. 95% Will Not Answer This Nd
    80% Will Get It Wrong
    Try It Nd Answer In 5 Secondx
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    888888888888888 98
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    How Maany 9? (S) Can U Seee ?.

  8. Wife: Har Hafte Weekend Pay
    Tum Fishing Karnay Jate Hou Nah?

    HusbNd: Haan Tou?

    Wife: Ajj Woh Machhli Ghar Aayi Thi

    Keh Rahi Thi Woh Maa Ban’ne Wali Hai.

  9. B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gate H0
    Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer
    B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay.
  10. B0y: Tm Gana B0h0t Acha Gati H0
    Girl: Thanx But I Am Just Bathr00m Singer
    B0y: T0 Bula0 Na Kabi Apne Live C0ncert Pay.
  11. What Is The Difference Between
    Dava Medicine Nd Daru
    Ans: Dava Is Like Girlfriend
    That C0mes With Expiry Date
    Daru Is Like Wife Jitni Purani H0gi
    Utna Sir Chad Ke B0legi.
  12. In Chemistry Class Teacher
    Asked A Gal What R Nitrates
    Gal Answered Shyly: Night Rates
    They Are C0stlier Than Day.
  13. D0 U Kn0w Why A Sardarni
    Kept The D00r 0pen
    While Taking A Bath
    Because She Was Scared
    That S0me0ne Might See
    Thr0ugh The Key H0le.
  14. A Cute Nurse Came
    F0r The Interview
    Dr: What Salary U Expect
    Nurse: Rs10000
    Dr Was 0verj0yed Nd Said: My Pleasure
    Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25000.
  15. Sardar: – Bachpan Vich Maah
    Di Gal Suni H0ndi Teh Ajj
    A Din Nah Vekhna Painda
    Wakeel: – Keya Kehti The
    Tere Maa
    Sardar: – Anni Dya Jad0n
    Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
    Ke.
  16. S0n:- Abbu Je Mein Ny Suna
    Hy K Maa Baap K0 Dekhne Sey
    Sawab Milta Ha
    Father: – Jis Tarah Tuh chup
    Chup K Dekhta Hy Kameene
    Uss Tarhan Dekhney Sey Gunah
    Milta Hay.
  17. Girl T0 An0ther Girl
    U Are S0 Beautiful
    0ther Girl: – Thank U
    U Are Beautiful T0
    N0w
    B0y T0 An0ther B0y
    U Are L00king Hands0me
    0ther B0y:- Dy0 Fhir Pen
    Da RISHTA.

  18. Questi0n:-
    Bevy key Jism mey W0H k0nsi
    Cheez hay Jise w0h Dabane
    nahi deti aur adme Subah
    0 Sham dabana chahta hay
    B0l0 s0ch0
    Ansr:-Uska GALA.
  19. Nursery class ka bacha 0r bachi teacher sey
    Miss kya ch0tey bach0n k bachey h0 sakty hyn
    Teacher: – N0
    Bacha Bachi sey:- Dekha tm aisy he darr rhi thi.
  20. Teacher:BataOo,JoH Log
    Ghalat Kaam Karte Hain,
    Wo Kahaan Jatay Hain?
    Larki Sharmatey Huay:
    Sir,Shehr K Log Hotel
    Mein, Aur Ga0n Ka Loag
    Kammaad Mein Jate Hain
  21. Breaking News: Imran KhaN
    Ny Veena Malik KOH PTI Join
    Karne Ki Dawaat Day Di q Kay,

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    Veena Malik Ny Apne TamMam
    Asasay ZahiR Kr Dy Hain.

  22. GirL: Are you free..? Let’s hang out tonight..

    BoY: I can’t.. I m hanging out with someone else..

    Girl: Who..??

    Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

    Girl: Oh…GOOd bye !!!

    (6 minutes later the door Bell rings)
    Girl: Why are u here?

    Boy: I already told you, I was coming over. 🙂 ?

  23. Larki Date Per Thi
    Ami Ne Dekh Liya
    Ami Ny Call Ki: Beti
    KaHan Ho?
    Beti Paper Dene Ayi
    Hun
    Ammi Zara DhyaaN Se,Iss
    Paper Ka Result Aya To
    Jaaan Say Mar Dohngi.

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